Life. It [Continues]

TRUE LIFE
"I Heart Skinny White Kids with Gangster Rhymes and Witty Lyrics: I Need Somebody to Pull Me Out of this Slump"

You see first it was Jason Mraz I fixated on cause that cracker sure does know how to rhyme.
But RECENTLY I have discovered an online sensation who is soon to be blowing up in the comedy and hopefully musical world.
I'm talking about the one and only Mr. Bo Burnham.

But why has he pulled me ever so slightly away from Mraz?
Well it's hard to explain.
And when I try to put into words and writing what it is he says...it just doesn't look right or even give any justice to his brilliance.

So I'll show with the the kinda cleanest one I could find:


I mean c'mon. Just about everything he says comes with a 2 second delay after which the seemingly innocuous rhyme suddenly takes on a hilarious double meaning.
You can't help but laugh.
I was literally sitting here in my room "lol"ing, "lmao"ing, and "rofl"ing all OVER my computer on his other videos which were way too dangerous to post but so smart that I literally watched 3 times before I understood some of the jokes.

(5 bucks if you can catch it all the first time around on one of my personal favorites.)
Who else could honestly think up the bit about logs??
Brill-iant

The kid's gonna be big soon. I can feel it.
And he's just soo gosh darn quotable.

"and squarin' numbers are just like women..if they're under 13 just do em in your head."

Nah. Did that really just come out of his mouth?!
Oh yess it did.
And it's hilarious.
Bo Burnham...you complete my inner G

Final Word of Advice:
Check out all his stints here but don't say I didn't warn you.
(He may be a tad filthy mom and dad)